My dogs stuck in a tree

The excuse you use when you see a girl for the first time and she's ugly and you want to leave

I'm sorry but I have to go, my dogs stuck in a tree.

by Poptart condom November 6, 2015

DSMP Family Tree

What the fuck are you doing looking this up?

The DSMP Family Tree is very odd.

by Noobbyy February 18, 2022

donald tree trump

when someone puts a donald trump campaign posters in a tree

"ew look at that donald tree trump"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

the asshole doesn't fall far from the tree

When a son/daughter is intolerable or unlikable, just like their father/mother.

The neighbor boy must be taking lessons from his father. He let his dog poop in our yard again," I said. "The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.

by HOEL November 8, 2010

Dirty Tree

Dirty Tree
An Irish slang word used to describe a blonde on camera.
Alleyoh is a Dirty Tree

Alleyoh is a Dirty Tree

by lunchie85 November 16, 2012

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

Dollar Tree Hoe

a female that does anything for a dollar

ashely:Did you hear that Shannon was a dollar tree hoe
karri: Yea and I also heard that she is headjobs for a dollar!!!

by S.Ware January 29, 2009