trailer whore

Promiscuous female (most commonly white) with a vaginal opening of about 3 inches in diameter, a bruised face due to catfights with other women and beatings by men, and a pair of uneven boobs as the result of a 50-dollar boob job. If two out of these three physical characteristics apply to a woman, she is most likely a tariler whore.

These women also tend to be addicted to at least three different drugs. Most people would think that they afford these drugs by being hookers or drug dealers, but the stunning fact is that the majority of them work in kindergardens.

Preston: "Jesus I'm horny!"

Jake: "...okay?"

Preston: "Ah, problem solved.. I can just bang Linda that trailer whore after I pick up Dylan from kindergarden. And I can give her a real good beating afterwards! Nobody will notice anyway."

by blodkjeft March 2, 2011

oregon trail

Arguably the most classic of classic computer games. The best version will always be the original DOS release.

It's fun to name everyone in the party after people you don't like, and then just send them off with a bunch of oxen and nothing else, especially not food.

Jack: Damnit! I tried to ford the Snake River and all my fucking oxen and half my party died!
Jill: Well, how deep was the river?
Jack: Something like 36 feet at the center. That's shallow enough to ford, isn't it?
Jill: ...
Jack: Right?
Jill: ::smacks yo silly ass::

by One of those college-aged kids who remembers playing it in third grade April 12, 2005

Taira

Taira is who you want your son to marry.

-Although she likes to party she is overly responsible.
-You can find her name on the honor roll list at school
-She has the most loving and caring heart

-She is loyal in relationships and when she says she loves someone she means it
-You don't have to worry about Taira cheating because she is probably overly obsessed with you
-Taira is the most reliable person that you can find and you can count on her for anything.

-She is the best friend any girl can have. She doesn't talk behind anyones back and she tells it how it is
-People mistake her honesty for meanness, but she would rather offend you with the truth than to make you like her for someone she is not.

-Taira's love horses

TAIRA IS A MODEL GIRL AND YOU SHOULD PRAY YOUR KIDS BRING A FRIEND LIKE HER OVER.

Taira is such a good friend, she is gorgeous, and caring.

by Lololol015 August 24, 2016

Hike the Appalachian Trail

To have a sexual encounter or affair, named after the infamous disappearance of South Carolina Governor Sanford, originally thought to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but was having an extra marital affair in Argentina.

I wanted to Hike the Appalachian Trail in the back seat of my dad's Lincon after prom, but my date wasn't drunk enough.

by scexpat June 24, 2009

slut trailer

A teaser trailer for a film that reveals so much that actually going to see the movie becomes inconsequential because you already know everything about the movie.

The T.V. ad for "James Cameron's Avatar" is a total slut trailer.

by BiffBamPow November 11, 2009

DeSantis Trailer

a tractor trailer whose trailer is refrigerated to help preserve the dead until they can be burried.

no vaxxers and no-maskers are the reason Florida needs DeSantis Trailers.

by Turth2Power September 8, 2021

Trailer Snob

Someone who believes they are above their current social as well as their current economic conditions. They may or may not reside in a mobile home and are just as likely to be found sleeping on their friends couch. They choose to spend their hard earned money on things like cars, race cars, vacations, clothes, and salon visits instead of improving their own standard of living. They like to "put on a show" when it comes to celebrations such as bridal showers, weddings, baby showers, baptisms, birthday parties, and family reunions even when it may be their second or third such event. They take out loans and mismanage their money to finance such endeavors. They are the first to hand out advice regarding any money or relationship matter whether it is solicited or not and often are not in such a position that their advice would be welcome. They tend to have their "head in the sand" when it comes to their own relationship and money matters. They rarely can see their own circumstances clearly but are quick to offer their "two cents" on the circumstances of others. They seldom are happy for milestones reached by friends or family and instead try to outshine or rain on the parade of others. They seldom take any responsibility for their role in any conflict and instead try to defend their actions by placing blame on others. They like to be seen as the victim in every potentially negative situation and are quick to rally for support. They are constantly looking for approval from others and to be seen as "OK". They tend to be gossipers and have no boundaries as to who they are gossiping about. They often fish to see what they can gossip about next by saying they "can't believe" or "it might not be my place to say, but..." They tend to have alot of aquaintences but few true friends. Many times they are merely put up with due to the friendships and relationships of their spouse(s) and family members.

Kay always looks so put together, too bad she's really only a "Trailer Snob".

by BuffaloBaby May 30, 2009