Todger

The imprint of an erect, non-curved penis on a food item.

"Bruh, someone slapped their todger on my pizza"

by IdkWhatToNameThisbshxbhxbjbhsb September 21, 2024

Todger Slap

To slap your penis on somone or somthing

I'm going to todger slap you

by EarlyBird1 May 27, 2025

tiggery togger

a women who is extremely talented at toggering a mans tigger.

sally is very good at tiggery toggering me.

by onion23 June 15, 2010

little todger

Little penis

Wow you got a very little todger !! IT'S TINY

by Djfjrndjf3j June 3, 2017

Jammy Todger

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant

I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.

by voloscrew September 2, 2023

Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.

“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”

by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023

Tewksbury Todger

The sexual act of dipping ones erect penis into cake batter before inserting it into the partner's mouth for a blow job. Not to be confused with the Royal Tewksbury Todger, which is the same but with blueberry sauce added on top of the cake batter.

She loves sweets, which means tonight is the night that I break out the Tewksbury Todger!

by stroodlemc March 12, 2024