Tooterooski

Booger sugar, blow

We did a bunch of Tooterooski at the goose last night

by george spot November 1, 2019

tooser

A tooser (sometimes spelled toozer) is an unfinished mod for Hearts of Iron 4 which frequently posts teasers to reddit or discord but has little to no actual content and is stuck in perpetual development hell.

Person A: "Whoah, this mod looks pretty cool!"
Person B: "Forget about it, it's just another tooser."

by 93678983453gh May 12, 2022

chart topper

A player of MMORPG's, such as World of Warcraft, that is only concerned with being on the top of the Damage Meter. They do not care for the group and are all about the DPS.

(player)"Yo let me see that damage meter 'cause you know I be dropping some mad DPS!" (Group): "Man this mofo is a chart topper."

by Stefan Ramirez July 16, 2008

cruiser troopers

Twelvies that take one sip out of a Vodka Cruiser (flavoured vodka drink) and then caption it with 'OMG SOOOO SMASHD' (or words to that effect. Usually accompanied by a duckface with the V sign in a selfie photo posted to social media sites.
Cruiser Troopers can be located at underage parties, train stations, local shopping centres or even down the police station being charged with underage drinking.

Ricky: Jesus, Natalie and her friends are cruiser troopers.
Dicky: Look at them making duckfaces and taking selfies.
Ricky: I hope they get picked up by a blue light taxi soon.

by KTV484 June 20, 2014

The Tooker Monster

A young man on the hunt for a nice tooker (a firm and round female butt)

"oh shit, its ricky, the Tooker Monster, he's gonna go get Rachel's tooker."

by haydenaltimari October 2, 2018

super troopered

When you get pulled over by the police and you eat all of your drugs

Hey, I just super troopered all of my drugs. Come get me.

by yeahkenzie March 10, 2020

Toilet Topper

When a single feces-creating episode produces enough matter to peek some amount of poo out of the water of a toilet bowl.

Note some toilets run pretty shallow and a toilet topper does not carry as much heft in such cases.

I think that I'm gonna have a toilet topper today! I ate an unbelievable amount of beef last night.

by hotbucketoffarts June 21, 2020