Camel Toemance

Camel Toemance is a word used to describe an individual who’s life is scoping out women in yoga pants, and showing a unwavering dedication to romancing women with Camel Toe. They also have a keen eye when it comes to spotting the Camel Toe of women in regular pants or jeans.

God damn, I was out with Landon last weekend at the mall, looking for a good barber to trim that manly man beard on his face when it finally happened. This hot ass blond named Irene came out of Victorias Secret, sporting the two lip invitation. Fucking Landon went over there, got her digits, and on Saturday night, started the Camel Toemance! He was a little pissed the face fur didn’t get cleaned, he is sick of me calling him captain Blackbeard!

by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020

Luke Thomas

Smug liberal soyboy MMA journalist who was bullied during his time in the Marine Corps. He frequently uses big words to try to sound intelligent. He screams racism anytime a brown fighter receives criticism. He cried when the UFC continued fights during the Covid scare. During his off time he enjoys being a power bottom & partaking in cuckhold activities. Most famously known for being embarrassed by Jon Jones at a press conference.

Husband: Sweetie I have something to tell you.
Wife: what is it dear?
Husband: I’m attracted to men.
Wife: oh, I already knew. It was obvious when I found out you listen to Luke Thomas.

by Floyd Fairweather April 27, 2022

Thomas (the tank engine)

The entity known as jesus himself. When he looks at you you hear Ringo Stars voice in your head that says: Thomas Had never seen such BULLSHIT before.

"What religion are you?"
"I follow our lord and savior Thomas (the tank engine)."

by NeonGamer69420 November 13, 2019

Karl Thomas

Being of a plagaristic nature. To claim authorship (especially Copyright) of a work. Particularly applicable to a person who refutes the claim of plagarism in the face of undeniable evidence.

Adam: I totally made up Superman dude!

Steve: You seriously didn't man. You weren't even born when Superman was created!

Adam: I'm telling you, Superman was my idea!

Steve: You are such a f*cking Karl Thomas!

by Snoopy Kong February 19, 2010

Stiff Thomas

The act of wearing painted on pants while sporting a raging boner. For it to be a true Stiff Thomas one has to be "SOOO blown right now."

An example of a stiff thomas would be:
If you had a friend that was so blown out of his mind that all he could do was follow you around, say how much he loved you, rub random people he didnt even know, walk off of school campus and go to his house thats two miles away, not get hit by cars, somehow not remember any of it the next day, all while having a huge boner behind his seemingly painted on pants.

by Uncle Jimmy and Tio Walrus September 25, 2010

Thomas

An amazing guy that will always be by your side no matter what, he is a great friend that is smart and romantic. He is athletic,active,and a hardcore gamer.

Thomas you are a great friend.

by RosesAreAwesome July 10, 2014

Thomasin

A really neat hipster chick who likes to cook. Everyone wants to be her,especially this girl named smotzletoph and this arab named Angie. The three of them are only friends on facebook, not real life! All they do is sit around and talk about there science teacher. Thomasin, Emma and Enxhi are all really creepy when it comes... to boys! You might be next. Watch out!

Mike: "Seriously this is the 3rd time I've rejected Thomasin this week!"

Tim: "Tell me about it! Emma won't leave me alone!"

Wolfboy: "Does that Enxhi girl live in America?"

by Hipsster6969 April 23, 2011