Tony Two Thumbs

Somebody who finds texting more important than a conversation with an actual human being. Often times, a Tony Two Thumbs will ignore everything in his or her environment to urgently respond to a text.

John: So what are you doing tonight?
Adam: ...(thumb-stroke noises)...
John: Alright, Tony Two Thumbs, let me know when you're ready to talk

by eh lyonz August 1, 2010

Tony Abbott

Big Eared Politician that is the PM of Australia that has big ears and 2 hot daughters

Tony Abbott doesn’t need an example

by urdaman February 4, 2015

Tony The Fixer

Common name of Antonin Scalia, United States Supreme Court Justice. Tony fixed the 2000 US Presidential Election by stopping the vote recount in Florida and handing the presidency to George Walker Bush.

Tony has fixed other things, as well. Such as in 2004 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia rejected a request that he remove himself from a case about Vice President Dick Cheney's energy task force after their recent duck-hunting trip raised questions about his impartiality.

"Since I do not believe my impartiality can reasonably be questioned, I do not think it would be proper for me to recuse," he said in a 21-page opinion.

Tony The Fixer always wanted to have met Bennito Mussolini.

by J Snow February 5, 2010

Tony Blair

Current Labour MP and Prime Minister of the UK. Subject of alot of diatribe from the nation despite ironically being voted to power by the very same people.

"I voted for Tony Blair"

by rogue March 21, 2003

Tony George

The owner and CEO of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. As a result of a temper tantrum where he did not get his way, he founded the Indy Racing League, ultimately ruining both open wheel racing in the United States and the Indianapolis 500. See also the Idiot Grandson and Clabber Boy.

Tony George ruined both open wheel racing in the United States and the Indianapolis 500.

by Rex Karz October 1, 2004

Tony Tirri

1.) A Rookie
2.) Sucks a beer pong
3.) Pance

Synonym: Timmy

" Look at all those grease in dat burgers"- Tony Tirri

by Big Dog Status March 11, 2010

Tony Bowl

When you smoke a bowl, that has so much tobacco others around you stop to watch

Kylan: Jesus, Patrick is about to smoke a Tony bowl
Eric: Wow I gotta watch this

by Rocket61 April 20, 2018