Designated Farting Toilet, or DFT for short, is a toilet (usually in a house inhabited by male roommates) dedicated to only farting. This toilet is not used for other wastes, it is reserved solely for flatulence. The reasoning behind this phenomenon is unknown, however male residents have been observed entering the bathroom, sitting down, releasing gas, then flushing the toilet and leaving. Members of the house who use the toilet for more than flatulence are often shunned and attacked by other house members.
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After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
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Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
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I was taking a shit yesterday at Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get toilet tension and seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...
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Get the toine mug.Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.
1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.
2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.
2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.
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