toddler fashion

When somebody's fit is put together so poorly it resembles something an infant would wear if they dressed themselves.

Heels stuck in the bottom of their pants, dragging. Belt buckle off to the side and not centered. Misaligned buttons on a button down. Shirts on backwards and/or inside out. This is all toddler fashion.

by Shingouki March 23, 2024

Toddler knocker

When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.

Hey Marissa that guy last night had such a toddler knocker!!

by Toddler knocker 69 July 14, 2018

Overgrown toddler

Billy strange. He is legit one of these

Damn Billy walks like an overgrown toddler la ay?

by AlfieTheCodman September 09, 2020

Walking the toddler

Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".

Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D

"Wow ,Susan (39) has a new bf, Tim(23), she's walking the toddler!!"

by Shawtys a 10 October 02, 2020

toddlerness

toddler like

I was weird in my age of toddlerness

by Empiregaming13 January 18, 2018

Toddleritis

A disease of the mind that often inflicts one when they spend a lot of time with a toddler.

I’ve been taking care of a toddler by myself all week. I have extreme Toddleritis.

by gingerinstripes July 24, 2022

Power hungry toddler

Sadie Sugerman

Look at the Power Hungry Toddler

by Shdbebebd January 17, 2019