TI-89 Titanium

God's calculator. Most of the questions of the SATs that require solving for variables or solving trigonometric identities can be solved by simply plugging them in to this beast of calculator.

John: "Hey Randall, what did you get on the math section of the SATs?"

Randall: "Oh, just an 800"

John: "800?!?! Didn't you get a 550 last time?"

Randall: "That was before I got my TI-89 Titanium!"

by Randwulf October 6, 2009

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.

The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.

by R. Kemp December 13, 2004

Titass

A person who makes dumb decisions. Does a dumb thing. Also known as a TA.

Wtf you titass, why'd you have sex with my girl?

by D Huss January 14, 2009

Teen Titans Go

Cancer

Person 1: Hey, want to watch some Teen Titans Go?
Person 2: No, I already have cancer from watching episode 1.

by fdklasnfklndsaf August 13, 2019

Titan

A primeval pantheon of deities from Greco-Roman mythology. They were immortal giants and possessed superhuman strength and stamina as well as magical powers such as control of the weather and seas.

Kronos is the king of the Titans.

by Cainman September 10, 2013

Teen-Titans-Go

to create a show with same character constellation and the same humor but making it to a children comedy rather than a show with a story line

Have you heard what happened to Terrance and Phillip show? They're getting Teen-Titans-Go ed worse than they had been all those years.

by AgileIndex October 16, 2015

Titan

Those looking humans but more gigantic and creepy as fuck but don't worry Levi Ackerman will save us.

KILL ALL THE TITANS!!!!

by Cursed Kokichi Ouma October 12, 2020