tinderbating

(v) the act of masterbating while ogling the pictures of someone who has swiped right but does not reply to your messages

-yo dude, did you hook up with that tinder chick last night?

- no breh, she refuses to reply to my messages so I just spent the night tinderbating

by sheffblik May 6, 2014

tinderella

Your dream girl that you see on Tinder. After swiping right you just don't want to leave your chances to Tinder's matchmaking so instead you decide to figure out your own way by using the advanced search on Facebook to search through all the girls with the same name in your town or the neighboring ones judging by the distance, which corresponds to the shoe size in the tale.

You: Hello I saw you on Tinder yesterday and decided to find and add you on Facebook. It took me a quite while. But, hey, it is just like the Cinderella tale when the prince is searching for Cinderella. I am glad that our story might have a similar ending.
Tinderella: (clicks on report this person button on Facebook)

by theprophetofthesad December 14, 2014

Tinder Thot

A female/male who adds their bank account on their tinder as a reason to exploit horny older men for money and then to just ghost them after.

George: Whoa how did you get $5400
Susan: Oh I added my bank account as a joke, and this horny 50-year-old gave me it.
George: Oh, did you message him or respond.
Susan: Ew I don't like old men, ewwwww
George: So you are a Tinder Thot

by PseudoPseudoPseudo All the way August 29, 2019

tinder roulette

Playing tinder in such a way that you say 'Yes' to everyone that pops onto your screen. Most likely played while extremely drunk or high on an array of substances.

Ah man, I played tinder roulette all last night .. Now I have endless notifications.

by Master Angler August 15, 2014

WISHFUL THINKER

A wishful thinker is one who naively believes, what he/she wants an outcome to be, rather than dealing with the alternate reality of what the outcome probably in reality will be. Wishful thinkers are very sweet, but get into trouble with this way of assessing situations. Often very unrealistic, in a silly way. Pollyanna, optimistic. What they want to be true blinds them to reality.

I am sure the police will just give me a warning for my out of date inspection sticker.

I did not read any of the material for the test, and did not prepare at all, but I am sure I will get a good grade.

He is a wishful thinker.

by lastword2 April 14, 2008

tinkerbell wannab

Tinkerbell wannabs, are known for ruing peoples lives. And are also known for being bitches.

Omg, did you know that Emily, Becky and their crew are tinkerbell wannabs?

by WG thugette September 24, 2005

Tinder's law

The Law of Tinder states if a tinder profile contains a picture with 2 or more people and it's not obvious who the tinderee is, the owner of the account - in almost all cases - is the least attractive person in the picture.

"Hey, I can't tell who Danielle is from her pictures... Who do you think it is"
"Tinder's law man, it's that ugly one on the end"

by Rick James C July 19, 2016