Timethief

An annoying internet Troll who hides behind many anonymous fake avatars, otherwise known as the invisible copy & paste buffoon. She seems to think everyone else is wrong and she alone is right but first she has to run a Google search so she doesn't sound like she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. After all she has to keep face in the community. Definitely an old dried up wrinkled faced woman, who's days of youth are gone and now waste her time trying to compete with women half her age. Just randomly name any country in the world and she'll tell you she visited or vacationed there too. Yet everyone already realizes she doesn't know shit.

timethief
timesuck
timewaste

by xena777 December 11, 2011

Tiestoism

The religion of trance where followers worship the god Tiesto by dancing to his music until you drop. Instead of going to church, you must go to the dance floor.

hey i just converted to Tiestoism

The only religion worth following is Tiestoism

by DJ J-D September 15, 2010

soon times

oakville slang meaning something coming soon

i know we just started but ill be done soon times

by oakville thugz May 1, 2005

A Million Times

Having done something often. Not usually meant as a literal one million times you have done something.

No problem, I've done it A Million Times!

by BGinjur October 12, 2018

high times

a pot magazine shows the some of the greatest weed in the world

Lemme get my high times, look at this good weed!

by Abdar August 29, 2005

Tiestomeistering

What you do when listening to Dutch DJ Tiesto whilst drunk after drinking large quantities of Jagërmeister. It will usually involve a night club and the early hours of the morning, but occasionally involves nothing but an MP3 player and a bottle.

Steve was tiestomeistering around the dance floor when he knocked over his Girlfriend.

We're gonna go out and get out Tiestomeister on!!!

by John Murff August 1, 2006

Times lapse

The time-lag between when a phenomenon becomes common knowledge and the time it gets written up in The New York Times.

"Did you see that Times piece on freeganism last week? I met my first freegan a decade ago. That was a pretty egregious Times lapse even by their clueless standards."

by Media Watcher November 1, 2009