shivery timber

The rare occurrence when chills run down a males body and rest onto his fully erect penis. The resulting sensation is that of the penis pleasuring itself.

Damn. I just had one hell of a shivery timber. I need to change now.

by The real Joe October 4, 2016

drop off some timber

A slang term meaning to use the restroom to defacate.

"Hey, do you know where the crapper is? I need to drop off some timber."

by misshannahjoy89 January 11, 2009

camp timber tops

noun.
1. my life.

okay i wrote the first definition, but i meant to say camp (not town) :)

oh my god i think i left my heart at camp timber tops!

by hannah September 17, 2005

I Own A Timber Company?

Expression showing ignorance of one's personal finances. Occurs when one's income or wealth is so great, he/she forgets about the sources.

George W. Bush: "I own a timber comany? That's news to me!"

by Ibuprofane October 11, 2004

limber timber

(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;

A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.

Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.

Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.

by rubtwostix October 18, 2011

passing timber

When 2 people put their butts together and poop the same piece of poop back and forth

My uncle and his boyfriend are always passing timber

by DJBeefer October 21, 2013

packing some timber

Overweight, having excessive fat around the torso.
Used in Northern parts of England to describe both male and females, children or adults.

"He is packing some timber" means "he is fat"

by Hazel Jones September 10, 2007