packing some timber

Overweight, having excessive fat around the torso.
Used in Northern parts of England to describe both male and females, children or adults.

"He is packing some timber" means "he is fat"

by Hazel Jones September 10, 2007

Timber Creek Highschool

A school that tries so hard to be perfect but it’s just like every other high school in central Florida

???: Thomas! How’s life?

Thomas: Shitty, I go to Timber Creek Highschool

???: Damn, that’s tuff

by Bizkit.jpeg December 21, 2020

shiver me timber

Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.

OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"

by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is LOVE October 21, 2006

scissor me timbers

referring to the sexual postion for lesbains"scissoring"

scissor me timbers we're scissoring!

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

Timber City Academy

mga tala, pasikat, hadlok, kuripot. basta daghay famous og maldita didto. naay pud miy chinese lessons charottttt, bisaya nalang ta ani mga yawa

PERSON 1: Hey! Do u study at Timber City Academy?
PERSON 2: sigeg english uy piste, opo daghay gahig ulo didto madam

by i burn you? you melt me. February 26, 2021

Giggle me timbers

A phrase commonly used by gangsters to describe their inner laughter and happiness. Only used by true gamers as well.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Giggle me Timbers"

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Jimber Me Timbers

A phrase similar to " holy cow" or "omg". just with a catchy, gay little jingle to it.

"Jimber me Timbers! your dong is big!"

by Scotty Treez May 8, 2010