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TikTok

tiktok is another social media platform that makes me want to commit not alive
tiktok is gross
by CEOofundertale January 28, 2020
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TikTok

Person 1: "Do you have Tiktok?"
Person 2: *shoots the hell out of Person 1*
by Specter69420 August 23, 2020
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TikTok

Something we all got addicted to and now we know parts of words to musicals and songs. We also stan Danielle Cohn and her Adidas pants with a Harvard t-shirt
Me: Uh Oh stinky
Friend: Madison stop quoting TikTok's

Me later: I love you anyway
Friend: You can twerk while in a split
Me: you racking up them tips
Friend: Your body rock and your booty poppin', I'm proud to call you my bitch
by and.i.poop.yeeyee October 28, 2019
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TikTok

most stupid app in the world, caused over 5 million teens to have shitty sleep schedules.
Hey, do you have tiktok?

no. i go to sleep at a normal time.
by god_of_warss September 5, 2021
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TikTok

One of the worst things to have ever existed on the internet since JayStation. It's mostly filled with teens ranging from 12-19 years old. They do cringe dances which will make you wanna drink bleach. And yes, this is made by a Chinese company so expect some Chinese people looking at asses of 14 year-olds. And sometimes they might sing, so bad that Justin Bieber sounds like Eminem. Teen girls whose booties are dummy thicc might get swarmed by pedos. It's also known where dead memes becomes continually used again.

If you want to be a cringey person doing some bad dances, then TikTok is the app for you!

PS: In the near future, Tiktok might be a form of execution.
Don: Hey do you have TikTok?

Guy 1: Get the fuck out of my sight.
by Oldyberg May 22, 2020
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TikTok

An absolute aids video sharing app that you found off YouTube, but now when you download it for a funny joke you actually enjoy it.It’s bursting full of thots like a fucking black widow spider egg

You’ll probably see more skin on there then at your middle school dance
“Man that TikTok you sent me last night was funny
by Sub2Derpyogurtoruwilldie December 9, 2019
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TikTok

An app that was called into existence by an unmerciful god. This is a place where middle schoolers and high school freshmen lip sync, dance, and overall try to act sexy all set to lame trash music. You can imagine how cringe this is. If your a girl, you MUST wear small tight fitting clothing that doesn’t cover your stomach (this is a requirement) and shows off your ass and tits, even if your 12. You also must apply about ten thousand pounds of make up and at least ten filters. Also consider a script and drinking a few shots before filming. If your a dude, you cannot wear a shirt, you must bite your lip, male puppy dog eyes, and try to make your hair look semi cute. Also consider snorting a line of coke before you film, and oh yeah, your gonna want a script. I’m sure your just cringing at the thought of it.
Joe: “Yeah I just downloaded TikTok, it’s pretty sweet, yo you wanna see my first vid.”
Bob: “Yes, hello officer, yeah I’d like to place a restraining order.”
by Falcon2004 December 31, 2019
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