Titanic

A 3 hour snooze fest about a woman with a lavish lifestyle falling in love with a hyper feminized Leonard DiCaprio. Both whine the entire movie. Jack, instead of finding another raft (contrary to popular belief, he couldn’t have fit on the door) he died a hero for some woman he met hours ago.

Friend 1: Did you see Titanic this weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah it was a total snooze fest. I turned it off so I could watch Wall-E.

Titanic by amoviecritic March 11, 2026

Titanic

Example #1: THE BIGGEST FUCKING SHIP TO EVER EXIST IN THE 21ST CENTURY

Example #2: m o v i e

Example: idk what to put

Example 1:

Person #1: HOLA I WATCHED TOOTANUC CUZ I WANT TO BOI- (brain fart)
Person #2: SHUT THE FUCK UP. GO TO WIKIPEDIA TO SEE THE ARTICLE ABOYT THE TITANIC.

Example #2:

Person #1: I WATCHED DA TITANIC FILM FROM 1943-
Person #2: dude watch the 1997 Titanic film by James Cameron. It is good-
Person #1: BOI

idk what to put lol

Titanic by EzioTheRetiredMyMovieMaker July 27, 2026

titanic face

the face you make while having sex with one hand against a window.

titanic face- “everyone has a ‘titanic for the first time’ face.” -Harry Styles

titanic face by ainhahssy August 15, 2021

titanic for the first time 

harry styles once tweeted: “everyone has a titanic for the first time face” after the tour bus pictures were leaked. in conclusion, larry is real<3

everyone has a titanic for the first time face

titanic for the first time by tpwkyoufookinloosah August 31, 2020

Titanic Turd 

A longer than usual turd that breaks in half on its way down.

Dude, i just backed out a massive titanic turd.

Titanic Turd by kungfumermaid March 3, 2015

Titanic submersible

Off brand Xbox controller activated death box in a tin can for rich people.

As if there hasn't been enough people dying from the titanic.

Also look up "titanic submersible memes" they are hilarious

Wanna go die in a titanic submersible?

Titanic submersible by kw13cheer June 22, 2023

Titanic Moment 

Similar to how people don’t realize that Jack and Rose from the Titanic movie aren’t based on real people, a moment of realization that shocks you to your core which is also pretty common knowledge.

“Bro I had a crazy realization the other day when I found out the stripper pole spins not the stripper”

‘Dude what a Titanic moment’

“Yeah man I never fuckin knew! How crazy’”
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“What’s your Titanic moment?”

‘For the longest time I thought people from the past saw in black and white’

“You didn’t know that?? That’s one hell of a Titanic moment”

Titanic Moment by titanic_luvah69 October 24, 2023