Donald Thump

A physical reaction caused by one's frustration for Donald Trump's administration.

I exerted a Donald Thump against my couch.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

gorilla thump

Using the force of a gorilla behind a thump of your appendage upon another person's head.

Last night I took out my Wang and gorilla thumped this girl's forhead.

by clitcommander69 November 10, 2009

Tug Thumping

A majestic term for those who can masturbate for long periods of time or who can masturbate often and not become fatigued or injured in the process. A person who can officially tug thump should be regarded as a god among both men and women.

Mike: Dude, your roommate has been in the bathroom for some time. Is he all right?

Jim:Yeah he's fine, he's just been Tug Thumping for the Sperm Bank. Guy needs weekend money.

Mike: Nice.

by Wanky Mc.Spanky February 23, 2011

Ecky Thump

Another phrase used in the same way as ee bah gum to show surprise or curiosity to something

"Ecky Thump, what's going on 'ere?"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

Camel thump

The female equivalent of a ball tap.

He camel thumped me so hard I nearly vomited.

by Mammaof3 January 11, 2019

Icky Thump

A term used to describe radicalness,something extremely hardcore.

That dude did the most icky thump trick on his snowboard.

by Jaxter Pettitt June 2, 2007

Bible thumping

For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.

"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."

by p8ntballa00 September 12, 2010