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triple threat

A sad state of affairs or just pure back luck when a person (most oftenly a female) is ugly, fat, and has bad hair.
Quick, hide your lunches! Amanda the triple threat is waddling in here!
by The Devil's Mistress July 24, 2005
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Double Threat

The act of consuming alcohol and smoking marijuana collectively. See also ; 'twisted'
Tonight man, we have to chill and double threat. Just getting drunk won't do it for me. Let's get twisted!
by Shaggyisabamf April 26, 2011
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triple threat

"Did you see the Triple Threat today?" "Yeah they are so sexy!"
by themakers February 14, 2010
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wet threat

A threat with implied sexual intent.
"Suck my ass," she said. "Well," he said, "I'll take that as a wet threat."
by kattertatter December 13, 2016
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Triple Threat

Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia are a triple threat, don't mess with them during football season.
by Southern Threat January 26, 2021
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threat construction

War like concept of marginalizing and fictionalizing events of history that are undeniable facts invented after 9/11.
When Baudrillard talks about the simulacrum of War and how the media is used as an entertaining diversive smoke screen, what is really talking about is threat construction (paper)...
by Dune-spice monkey January 31, 2017
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Triple Threat

When you go to the toilet for a poo but also have wank as well, therefore completing the triple threat (poo, piss, wank).

The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.

The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
Michael: Gary's been in the toilet for quite a while...
Geoff: Yeah, must be a triple threat.
by Stabilo Boss Original August 29, 2018
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