Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

by teori April 03, 2022

Make Like a Shepherd and Get The Flock Outta Here

A southern way of telling one to fuck off.

Hey, do us a favor. Make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here!

by KnightofNerdom December 24, 2018

Shepherd Time

A time that is quiet and used for meditation in the Lord Jesus Christ, to receive revelation from the Holy Spirit, fellowship with God the Father, and prayer. The opposite counterpart to demon time.

Chris: Hey, do you wanna get turnt tonight?
Zeke: Nah, I’m okay, I need some shepherd time tonight.

by Pastorella November 02, 2022

filthy shepherd

When you use a scoop of warm mashed potatoes as lube then eat her out after you finish.

I gave your mom a filthy shepherd last night. Best taters I ever ate

by kraalix December 07, 2022

Shepherds pie

When a male has a poo and quickly turns around to ejaculate onto his the poo resulting in the resemblance of a shepherds pie

How was your break? Was great went to the toilet for a shepherds pie.

by Young shepherds May 18, 2022

Shepherd's Pie

The act of anal sex, whereby when you pull your dick out, and find bits of corn, and what looks like runny gravy on it. It looks disgusting, but it's warming on a cold night.

Fucked my girl up the arse last night, and she gave me a serve of Shepherd's Pie.

by Hixy65 April 21, 2024