Someone that tells you there's a light at the end of the tunnel, since if a cynic doesn't put everybody in the tunnel in the first place, there is just light with no tunnel at the end of it.
The cynic rabbit will tell you there's light at the end of the hole, but not everybody wants to hide in a hole forever, even if there is a fox or a snake nearby.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the Cynicmug. Someone that hates anything they think is pessimistic or realistic, anything that isn't viewed with rose-colored glasses.
The real cynic wasn't as broad minded as he/she claimed to be, he/she lived mostly for show, and only smiled on the outside, on the surface, to convince the world and everyone around him/her that the sky wasn't really going to fall like he/she thought it would.
by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021
Get the cynicmug. A mean word for depressed realists who don't trust anyone for reasons that are admittedly quite valid if you look from their perspective for a bit.
He's not stuck-up, he's a cynic; he simply knows what the world is really like. Some people are just plain monsters, and the good ones are few and far between. And he knows that.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 20, 2021
Get the Cynicmug. Stop playin bruh Cynic finna pull a whole right click headtap havoc all about that static and send you the the fucking clinic. Send them to the clinic Cynic doesnt play around, hes gonna suck ya mum.
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by GAyass nigger November 24, 2020
Get the Send Them to the clinic Cynicmug. Hym "The truth makes me feel bad so I rail against cynicism and recede into solipsism. Don't listen to the cynic or I'll have a mental breakdown, like Jordan. Better to fill your mind with positive sounding lies and then regurgitate them into the internet. Then, when you make money from regurgitating the positive sounding lies, you can pretend it's the positive sounding lies and not the getting pays to spout them. Then you have fucking gas station workers repeating the positive sounding lies without ever achieving the outcome."
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
Get the Cynicismmug. He/she would smile when somebody looked at him/her, but would be holding a hammer to split the back of somebody's head with when you had your back turned. There was a frowning cynic behind his/her smile.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
Get the Cynicmug.