Speaker Canards

A nonsensical combination of automotive parts. Canards being small wings attached to the front of a car to provide downforce. Smart car owners would use the term to separate knowledgeable people from the rest. An updated version of muffler bearings

Man - did you see that sweet Camero at SEMA? I don't know how many WHP it was making, but from the look of the speaker canards, it really means business!

by kap0w February 20, 2009

Fetty Wap on a JBL speaker

What you do in ANY moment

It typically exaggerates the idea of how one might experience Fetty Wap’s music in a loud, immersive way, as if it were played on a powerful JBL speaker that’s known for its bass-heavy sound.

Guy 1: Yo dude have you seen those loud, bass-heavy, JBl speakers
Guy 2: Yeah I have, I got one so I can immersive people in the loudness of Fetty Wap on a JBl speaker.

by DefineMyBallsackLMAOOOOOOOOOOO February 25, 2025

speaker dick

A big fat speaker dick, pornographic definition of a cell phone.

Alex: laying in his bed

Mom: “ get off your speaker dick and do something“ she was tired of him speaker dicking around.

by Mom of canna June 18, 2022

liquid through the speaker

the best way to describe the sweet sound of a high quality(often high cost)guitar tube amplifier past its saturation point. most often associated with mesa rectifiers.

person 1-"i just got this 6505 and cranked past 7 it sounds like straight liquid through the speaker....its wet dog lemme show you"

*person 1 plays riff and random guitar solos*

person 2-"huh? i think my ears are bleeding"

by skeletor the invader March 28, 2010

Speaker Program

The Speaker Program or the PHA Numbers are so called jokes used in the Coast Guard. They set up a bunch of noise devices that eventually take away your hearing and make you hear voices in your head.

Why can’t he hear himself?

They are kicking him out through the speaker program.

by Cats are all gray now July 22, 2024

the laziest speakers

Speakers who talk in a lazy way, occasionally referring to Cloudcuckoolanguage.

The laziest speakers live in Japan!
No. They are absolutely everywhere!

by thecharacterwannie May 21, 2023

Speaker baby

A person who was raised in a musical environment, constantly exposed to music or sound from a young age, often leading to a strong appreciation or connection to music.

Term coined by sixzino

Example: "She’s a speaker baby, always surrounded by melodies and rhythms growing up."

by speaker baby March 25, 2025