by Keydub January 25, 2017

King Henry sent 12 knights to take down the Hawthorne living in a wet cave at the bottom of the hill .
by Medieval Terminology July 30, 2020

Hawthorne is usually defined as someone stupid. He does not know what is happening around him and he has a maximum of three brain cells, sometimes a negative amount of brain cells. He will always zone out but is too lazy to zone back in. If you know a Hawthorne you know one of the most stupid creatures on the planet.
"You're such a Hawthorne."
by ARandomGuy2113 February 24, 2020

A stubborn and forsaken strand of hair of unknown origin. Can vary in length, color, and coil. Typically found in areas such as bathtubs or pool decks.
by GrozStinkbait February 11, 2023

by Aboiyouknow April 22, 2022
