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Hawthorne

A small town with the best 2020 point guard Key'Shaun Williams
Hawthorne is the best basketball team ever!
by Keydub January 25, 2017
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Hawthorne

A winged her·maph·ro·dite , likely stemming from stories from the Middle Ages
King Henry sent 12 knights to take down the Hawthorne living in a wet cave at the bottom of the hill .
by Medieval Terminology July 30, 2020
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Hawthorne

Hawthorne is usually defined as someone stupid. He does not know what is happening around him and he has a maximum of three brain cells, sometimes a negative amount of brain cells. He will always zone out but is too lazy to zone back in. If you know a Hawthorne you know one of the most stupid creatures on the planet.
"You're such a Hawthorne."
by ARandomGuy2113 February 24, 2020
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Hawthorne

A stubborn and forsaken strand of hair of unknown origin. Can vary in length, color, and coil. Typically found in areas such as bathtubs or pool decks.
Ewww, look at that unsightly hawthorne on the way to the waterslide. Step around! Step around!
by GrozStinkbait February 11, 2023
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Hawthorne Elementary

A school that is home to criminals. you don't want to go here. HELP HELP HELP PLEASE HELP
by Aboiyouknow April 22, 2022
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