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feeding the fish

also known as masturbating. Popularized by a forum where someone asked if semen was bad for his goldfish. Creating the euphemism Feeding the Fish
Last night as I was feeding the fish, the telephone rang and I answered, out of breath.
by Whotfru March 13, 2010
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Slip the Fish

you slide your D into her skirt and let your D wiggle on her thaigh
by The Super Snake June 4, 2015
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Sea in the fish

A term that only intellectual dumbdumbs use
"There's plenty of sea in the fish man"
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Frankie the Fish

A low life wanna-be italian mobster pretending to be a connected boss, then to have a sitdown and get people to first pay for salty appeteizers, then he does drinks, and a steak and maybe dessert, only to find out that he is just a low life from Atlantic City, NJ pretending to have connected ties with a illegal casino business in Myrtle Beach, SC. At the end all he has to invest in the illegal activities would be a measley 500 bucks that he would have to borrow from his granmother. When the people organized the sitdown find out what he's really about they throw the fish in the dumpster behind the restaraunt after paying 200 dollars for the bill he ran up.
I can't believe this guy, that Frankie the fish he's a slippery fucking guy . One minute he's doing salty appeteizers then the next minute the fucking kid is doing drinks. Something doesn't smell right about that Frankie the Fish. Nobody can run up a bill like the Fish.
by Nicky Papageorgio July 2, 2006
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Burning the Fish

The act of telling a bro who just got pussy, "Don't get cocky, know your place." Or other such comments meant to lower a bro's skyrocketing ego.
Nick: Don't get cocky, know your place.

Isaiah: Dude, don't burn the fish with me. Burning the Fish is for skinny cocksuckers
by iSand January 26, 2012
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Battering the fish

The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.
Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.
by Mr Blev February 12, 2021
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gut the fish

v. urination by a female. usually refered to after long night of drinking after having already broken the seal. (male version: drain the weasle)
"dude, i gotta go gut the fish/ drain the weasle. i'll be back."
by Anonymous April 13, 2003
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