Dumbledore

Dumbles is a manipulated Piece of shit.

The twat could has stopped two wizarding wars but no he didn't.

He was hot when he was younger tho

He new what Horcruxs were but because he like to play people like chess pieces he didn't even tell Harry he just went to drop dead because he didn't want to deal with a war with out being suspicious.

Dumbledore does have Dumb in his name that proves my point

by Dumledaddyswife September 11, 2021

Dumbledore

An idiot that gives 1000 points to Gryffindor for the act of breathing.
Also, someone who exploits someone by forcing them to protect a boy. The boy's father bullied him for years. The only reason this fucking idiot agrees is that the boy's mother is the man's love. Exploitation Level 10000.

"I love fucking Gryffindor"
"Dumbledore. Only cares about fucking Gryffindor, Slytherin's better."
"Shut up Serveus. I'm gonna tell the entire school that you're a fucking Death Eater."
"Fuck you Dumbledore."

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

dumbledore challenge

when you try to cum twice within one minute

bro can you help me do the dumbledore challenge

by LarsonLFunk February 6, 2019

dumbledore

a bad bitch who doesnt care what you think and is secretly a basic white girl

when confronted by a wild karen dumbledore shook his head

by massivemug April 29, 2020

Albus Dumbledore

Albus Dumbledore is a very powerful wizard from J.K Rowling's series of book called Harry Potter.

Albus Dumbledore died because of Snape.

by blah_oink_bork May 24, 2018

DUMBLEDORE

When a person attempts to ejaculate on your face but misses and instead ejaculates on your chin and chest, giving the appearance of a cum-like beard.

Guuuuuurl, he tried to cum on mah face the other night but I backed up at the last minute and he ended up pulling a Dumbledore all over me.

by LsnBOOBria March 10, 2022