mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

doggie diddler

A person who engages in naughty acts with their dog specifically their pet

Person 1: did you hear about that girl

Person 2: no what did she do?
Person 1: she's a doggie diddler

Person 2: that's disgusting and nasty she needs to be locked up

Person 1: litch babes litch

by Gimmedaloot July 29, 2024

Kiddy diddler

Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.

Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.

by S_Dtulip August 29, 2023

Alabama diddler

When a girl Licks your gooch

I got an Alabama diddler last night and man did I ever bust a nut

by Messejorton December 3, 2017

doggie diddler

A person who does naughty stuff with their dog

Person 1 (wiktoria) : did u see that doggie diddler outside

Person 2 (evyn) : yeah I know it's so vile and scary she needs to be locked up

by Gimmedaloot July 27, 2024

Crib Diddler

A Crib Diddler is someone who dates really young women or men

I can't believe he's dating Karen, she just turned 16! Ya, Cairns is a real Crib Diddler alright.

by BengalsfanJoel February 16, 2021

Dallas Diddler

A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."

"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."

by supergamefury April 21, 2025