Cleaning the Rifle

To masturbate.

George: What took you so long?
Willy: I was just cleaning the rifle.

by Snowy Halo December 30, 2014

Cleaning the bong

To rub ones penis(usually during masturbation) which looks as if said one is cleaning a bong(device used to smoke drugs) until said one ejaculates.

Did you see Joey cleaning the bong over Megan last night.

by Ammo hog November 19, 2010

Cleaning the plate

When your eating pussy or vagina

I was cleaning the plate last night

by Infinent October 29, 2010

Cleaning the cat

To lick the pussy.

Friend 1: Dude, why didn't you answer my calls?

Friend 2: I was cleaning the cat.

by jewoobs69 August 6, 2014

Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...

"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

The Uchiha clan’s hair

The most styled hair I ever seen in my life. Like damn Madara got that beautiful long hair,Itachi got the most durable ponytail and don’t get me started on Izuna’s magnificent jet black hair.

“Uchiha hair is extremely beautiful and soft” I wish I had the Uchiha clan’s hair.

by Kira.B May 30, 2021

cleaning the pump room

Code word for the act of lifeguards smoking marijuana. Pump room refers to the place where it is smoked, aka pool pump room, due to the high frequency of lifeguards that smoke weed. Pool supplies is the actual weed and accessories that go with it.

Yo' after this shift, I am cleaning the pump room! You in? Grab the pool supplies for me.

by mandaz April 2, 2006