chaz spaz

A type of erection a paralyzed male gets. It's not fully hard (usually) and will frequently have a spasm causing the erection to bounce up and down.

Girl: (to paralyzed lover) Why's your hard on dancing, does it want it?
Guy: Fuck no, its just a damn chaz spaz.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

charro or 'chaz'

Former Olympic champion, immensely talented and modest individual, most noted for his impressive physique and athletic prowess, often mistaken for brad pitt, though this is undoubtedly because he was Brad's body double in the cinematic extravaganza 'Troy'.

"Hey is that Brad Pitt?"
"No its Chaz!"
"Jeez, i just can't tell those two guys apart!"

by achilles January 13, 2005

Chaz and the boys

A group of people usually 5 who plays at a pro level but play against people on the playground.

Dave: Hey who are they
Paul: that’s Chaz and the boys we should probably leave before they drop 100 points on us.

by Sickomode_or_MomBamba January 23, 2019

Chaz Faz

Bloody fat and ugly who can't get a chick but thinks he can

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Chaz Bono 2 Step

When a drunk, 250 pound man-boy takes on a 140 pound girl in a fight. While simple math would result in the girl being overpowered, the fact that we are dealing with a man boy results in him getting a black eye, a mouthful of dirt, and pretending he can't remember it the next day.

Hey, did Nick try to rough up Sarah????

Well, he tried, but it just ended up being a Chaz Bono 2 step.

by toofatforwords October 26, 2011

Chaz

Chaz is a scouse twat. However he is a dancer and could make you orgasm by hitting the woah. This specimen is very special and loves doing spacker-like things and enjoys torturing the wild mo-lester.

Oh no it's a chaz Dont look at his woah

by J4k32006 April 16, 2020

Chaz up

1. To simultaneously over complicate something and rush into it saving no time whatsoever.

2. To go about an otherwise simple task in such a way that even close friends and family look at you like you're a complete cunt; their slack jawed shock masking their inner screaming "WHY?! Why are you doing this"

Symptomatic of people who have a preferred type of ice cream scoop or buy programmable tv remotes.

He's Chazzed that right up

-"How was poker night darling?"
- "It was fun but half way through a hand the host insisted on re-hanging the door to his utility room using only a loofer and a packet of Kingsize Rizla. It was a bit of a Chaz up to be honest"

by jonboy902100 December 7, 2023