texticulate

phone sex by means of text message

funny how your girlfriend always wants to texticulate when you're out with the boys!

by 2quickmick February 19, 2009

textidude

Writing a text message filled with attitude.

Damn, she had hella textidude with me today.

by alikat01 April 29, 2009

Texticle

A reference to the phone of people who are Textually Active

Hey Dude, Toss me your texticle!

by Gnomekilla August 14, 2009

textcrement

the act of texting while sitting on the toilet relieving your bows.

Girl 1: So did Johny text you?

Girl 2:Yeah but i think there was some textcrement going on.

Girl 1: NO WAY! THAT'S SO GROSS!!! how rude.

Girl 2: I know right, tell me about it.

by Slefmruts Yerffej April 5, 2010

testicule vestibule

The testicule vestibule is the warm and fuzzy place where the man jewels wait to do there joyful work.

Dude it's so hot I could hang my testicule vestibule in my back pocket.

by delmarskid1 July 19, 2010

Textourettes

The act of texting random words and letters during the middle of a text

Recieved:So the other day I was all hjbgshjgbajfhbtgghbnahbgtghfbgtrgthbtgalhgbgt and it made me mad.

Sent: Dude what's with the textourettes?

by xPOSSE21x September 23, 2010

Texticide

When you text while driving, walking across the street, or doing anything else that requires your full attention.

Molly was texting me when she she crashed into a tree. She committed texticide.

by belzerworld October 5, 2010