Testicles

A greek philosopher from 348 BCE, worked along Socrates.
His name is pronounced (pronounced Test-uh-cleez)

The greek philosopher Testicles was a genius among geniuses.
He discovered the toilet and urinary tract.

by Senor ballsington March 17, 2008

testicle fetish

When a male or female loves to lick or fondle or just in general likes to play with the male nutsack

Dave: that girl there has a testicle fetish, she fondled my balls last night
Susy: I love to play with Dave's balls

by Testicle fetish January 20, 2019

Tenties

An awesome way to refer to the decade that started in 2010 and ends in 2019. The one that we're in right now.

However, Damien Fletcher from mirror.co.uk said:

"The tenties have also been suggested but that just goes against the pattern of the decades because the ‘ties’ ending doesn’t start until 2020."

But screw patterns, right? Tenties ROCKS!!!

"I hope there isn't another world war in the tenties, like in the previous century" - your paranoid self

by havet1337 June 8, 2010

Testicle Jester

A ball-friendly girl that leads to you believe that you will be getting laid but then doesn't. Also one that brings you close to orgasm but doesn't let you finish.

Sally: "Oh you will get some later... if you are lucky"
You: "oh really now?"
Sally: "No not really."
You: "Testicle Jester!"
Sally: "wtf is that."
You: " It's new and it's you!"

by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevin December 3, 2005

testemorph

Mutant with one giant ball. The Testemorph often takes his sexual partner by force, male or felmale makes no difference to the Testemorph. The courting usually begins with a ball rubbing ceremony ending with full blown penetration of the anus, vagina, mouth or males anus. The Testemorph is capable of shooting an unheard of amount a semen. Sometimes measured in litres the ejaculate contains no sperm as the Testemorph is sterile.

After my tenth beer a drunkin testemorph jumped out of the bathroom and shouted "I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!".

by Young Blood Chapman October 3, 2007

Testes Satchel

A testes satchel is another way of sayin ballbag. they can be hairy, sweaty, saggy, tight etc

Can u please remove Dan's Testes Satchel from your mouth Joe you dirty teabagging homo.

by Issac Hunt August 24, 2006

testicles

Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.

She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.

by Watchguard April 3, 2004