Testa

The act of throwing up so violently that you manage to piss yourself at the residence of one other that yourself.

Eric needs to clean the hell out of the carpets after John managed to testa all over the place; at least he didn't mung the bejezus out of anything.

by evelji October 20, 2012

besties with testes

When two men hang out constantly and refuse to admit their longing to have the others genitals in their mouths. So basically, it's the manlier version of a "bromance."

Yes, I would love to do the dutch rudder with you! We're besties with testes!

by misterlovahlovahooogirl August 13, 2010

testvan

1. Moble MRI
2. Person who hates Moble MRIs

by Patrick Bastien November 9, 2003

testacolies

Testacolies is the same as balls or nutsack

"that asshole just hit me in my testacolies"

by bud melba October 15, 2004

Testevaned

When you ejaculate on to a plate of mexican food and then proceed to eat it.

The enchiladas had no flavor so I testevaned them.

by Bob and Grant January 3, 2008

Testeroids

(n) The inflammation in one's ass after pulling out an unexplainable high score on a test that wasn't properly studied for.

Casey: I went in to that ACSC test pretty much blind and still got a 90%.

Roark: Dude you must have some serious testeroids right now.

Casey: WTFO?

by Casekeibs April 21, 2010

testaclit

A clit with testacles. Females with testaclits have balls, but no shaft.

Ann Coulter does not have a dick, per se. She is, however, the owner of a fine, fine testaclit.

by Harrison Greeley III November 21, 2010