Teslahole

Assholish behavior due to ownership or operation of a Tesla vehicle. This includes being an idiot while autopiloting, a constant smugness due to their perceived intelligence and morales, and driving way too fast through traffic.

"Thanks for cutting me off Teslahole; why don't you autopilot into a tree?"

by B-radicalman July 21, 2022

teslafensive

When an Tesla owner or fanatic becomes defensive over a perceived aggression or attack towards the exceptionalism of Tesla or Elon Musk.

Don’t get teslafensive because I don’t like your door handles on your Tesla Model 3.

by SnappleAbacus July 27, 2022

teslafensive

A Tesla owner or fanatic the becomes defensive when they perceive an aggression or attack against Tesla or Elon Musk’s exceptionalism.

Don’t get all teslafensive because I think your Tesla Model 3 door handles are awkward.

by SnappleAbacus July 27, 2022

Telapathy

The ability to sense a person's complete lack of interest, without the need for verbal communication

EXAMPLE 1
ME, ON A DATE: You look bored.
GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?!
ME: Telapathy
GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you.
ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't.
GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny...

EXAMPLE 2
DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds.
PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word!
DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture.
PROFESSOR: :(
ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy.
PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom.

by pipparts August 23, 2022

teslataxi

A Tesla which is used as taxi. A TeslaTaxi must have a taximeter on board and a light on the roof. If not, it’s a simple sharing app car as other and can’t take pick ups on the street as real taxis.

Oh look, a TeslaTaxi!

by TeslaTaxi November 1, 2022

Teslarati

Someone who is up their own ass because they own a Tesla.

Mary wafted by after becoming a newly-fledged member of the Teslarati.

by Elong February 17, 2023

two tesla weeks

A period of time, much longer than actual two weeks, when one expects a promised action on behalf of tesla such as a software release or a completed service of their car and yet finds out that further time and or action may be needed.

The origin is likely from the movie "Total Recall"

When is Autopilot coming out? In two tesla weeks.

by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017