muff tease 

The male equivalent of prick tease. A man who gets women hot for his cock, but does not give it to them.

Marco has been grinding up against those skanks all night, but will give them jack all! What a fucking muff tease!

muff tease by Cam69669 August 28, 2008

answer tease

a person who engages in the act of almost giving an answer to a question but never actually does. Usually resulting in frustration of the answer teasee.

Charlie had the answer to my very deep, emotion-laden question on the tip of his tongue, but he decided to provoke me by responding with "Nothing." He is such an answer tease! Grrr...

answer tease by for the grainmaker January 29, 2008

food tease 

When a woman promises you that she will go out for a big unhealthy meal and then at the last minute backs out because she doesn’t want to get fat.

Did you hear what Jenn did to Joe? They were supposed to go out for pulled pork and then backed out at the last minute. What a food tease.

food tease by BigRed2015 December 7, 2015

Pickle Tease 

Where a girl plays hard to get with a guy. She will flirt with him thinking that he'll get in her pants when she knows shes just going to reject you.

Bob: Hey man what happened to that one girl Gina?
You: Dude she was a total pickle tease and it made me feel like a loser.

Pickle Tease by Asking Trever August 3, 2010

sneeze tease 

The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.

I thought I was going to sneeze during my presentation, but luckily, it was only a sneeze tease.

sneeze tease by Patio furniture March 14, 2006

Job-ad cock tease

A job advertisement which is presented in a way which misleads you into initially thinking you have a chance of getting the job. However, on closer inspection, the job will turn out to be one you cannot possibly get. Especially common are those advertised in their title as 'suitable for graduates', but then in the second line state 'experience needed.' This creates anger and discouragement among those who are job hunting.

'I got my hopes up when I saw this job advertised for graduate analysts, but after I read on it said you needed 2 years experience. Looks like it's back to McDonald's for me. Fuck, what a Job-ad cock tease !'

Job-ad cock tease by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010

Snorg-tease 

The brunette girl with the huge breasts that models for the SnorgTees ads.

Kyle: Wow, she's hot.

Blake: *looks over* Oh, that's just the Snorg-tease.

Snorg-tease by LazyHappyLucky October 28, 2010