Teacher 

A person who teaches us things THAT WE DO NOT NEED TO LEARN. ALL TEACHERS NEED TO LEARN THAT WHEN AM I GOING TO USE 2+2 IN REAL LIFE! (Sorry Timmy is a special needs kid this is his mother)

MAN THOSE TEACHERS PROBABLY NEVER ATE ONE SINGLE DINO NUGGY !

Teacher by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

teacher 

A teacher is an evil creature that roams around areas known as schools... These creatures have a unstoppable taste for paper and A+ students. If your an A+ student you better be careful...they are coming for you...BEWARE!

D+ student: Oh look its the teacher.
A+ student: OH SHIZ! -runs away-

teacher by Akara Ayamari March 18, 2008

Teacher  

1. A sad bastard/bitch that torments children for 8 hours a day

2. A fag that sits in the front of a classroom while the kiddies/adolescents go insane

God was walking on the Earth one day and came to a man who was crying. "Why are you crying?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm blind and have never seen my daughter's face".
God gave him sight. He continued walking and came upon a man weeping. "What's wrong with you?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm paralyzed and will never be able to hug my wife and children again". God granted him movement. He continued walking and met a man who was sobbing. "what's wrong with you?" God asked. The man replied, "I'm a teacher at an inner-city school". God cried with him.

Teacher by Kill the Jews May 7, 2008

teacher 

"Educator" Dick-holes who:
1.)Base their grades on favoritism.
2.)Give you a bad grade to give off the impression that their class is difficult, when in reality they don't know how to organize themselves.
3.)DESERVE to be getting paid so little.
4.)Abuse their powers to put out any shining lights you may have going on in your life.

Dedicated Student: "Why is my 5-page essay reported as 'missing'?"

Dick-hole Teacher: "Oops. Must've lost it. Oh well!!"

teacher by Call Me CocoNUT May 7, 2008

Teacher 

Someone who takes pleasure in controlling children because they have no control over anything else in their life

Teachers are losers

Teacher by @????? November 23, 2015

Teacher 

Teachers suck, like really. They get you in trouble for no reason, and are 100 percent big gay.

Do teachers suck?
Yes, yes they do.

Teacher by CallMeJesse124 October 23, 2018

teacher 

a dumb stupidas kike who could care less about their students because their life at home sucks balls, they go along with the schools rules and try to piss teens off in high school

"my teacher is a fuckin bitch, she made me turn my shirt inside out"

teacher by fisty shocker April 1, 2009