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someone who ruins lives and causes mental illnesses such as deppression and suicide. come in many different forms. English teachers, mathematics and even history. if you see one run.
"I will be your teacher for this year"

"The teacher gave us homework, what a cunt!"
by Sofia Ponzetta September 5, 2023
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well just get up and teach before handing us a friggin packet yo
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reverse/hypocritical teaching

Refers to where a schoolteacher requests his students to tell him the answer to a English/history question, math problem, etc. ("Now --- who can tell me what the answer is in this case?", or "I want you to fill in the blank on your page there, to tell me what the answer is")... not only does this strange behavior indicate that the teacher is apparently not qualified for his job, since **he** seemingly doesn't even know the answer himself (plus maybe the question is even too difficult/advanced for his students, if even he --- as an "educated grownup" --- doesn't even seem to know the answer; perhaps he should therefore not even be asking this excessively-advanced question of his much-younger/less-learned students), but it also directly flies in the face of his otherwise strict policy of never answering a question that a student asks **him** about a particular example on a test, but instead insisting that the student laboriously toil to find out the answer for himself.
Disgruntled second-grade student: I wish they'd let us have a better-informed teacher --- she expects US to supply HER with knowledge many times every day, rather than HER teaching US, the way she's supposed to! Talk about reverse/hypocritical teaching --- where'd SHE ever get her teacher's certification, anyway, if she's THAT dumb and uneducated?!??
by QuacksO February 17, 2017
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Teach

A teach is a person who loves bdsm, has an obnoxious yet calm personality, has red hair, tall, drinks strawberry milk, kins the devil, has eyes that look like the void, has a pet ferret, very smart and enjoys psychological warfare. The particular teach I’m talking about plays the sims and tortures his sims, often neglecting their needs until the last minute and then supplying their said needs. He reads comic books and is a fan of the film industry. Sadist. Probably has a personality disorder. Listens to Set It Off and Taylor Swift

There are other types of teaches, but this is the standard teach. Not all teaches kin the devil, and not all of them have pet ferrets.
I tried to argue, but he’s such a fucking teach. He handcuffed me and told me he’s going to force me to watch CSI with him.
by Mr o hare April 24, 2023
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Teach

Colloquial way of referring to a female teacher in Jamaica.
Hey teach'. Can I drop the work off later?

Whagwan teach, you looking hot today, man!
by Tropical Rythms December 9, 2021
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Teaching Name

A name magically given to “all teachers when they graduate teaching school, actually their last name
“Do teachers call eachother by there teaching name or their first name?”
by hahahaha_no May 29, 2018
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Anti-teaching

The form of teaching that does the opposite of normal teaching. Makes you more dumb instead of smart.
That teacher has perfected the form of anti-teaching with how bad they teach.
by Biggest man October 3, 2023
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