When a man sits on a vibrator with his mouth open and his significant other is bent over in front of him and proceeds to poop in his mouth
by thrustgod December 14, 2020

Bert: I remember watching this guy hold this kid down and give him a Tampa handshake. Jim: I think you were molested.
by Daniel Greggs September 17, 2022

A dirty Hispanic; one who is cucked on the regular because of his Beta tendencies. Total Jack Wagon but as a consolation: Kid at least catches fish.
by LilRogerMcButholes June 5, 2022

When two men are naked together in bed cuddling, lying in opposite directions so one of the men's buttocks are in the other's face and back of the head against the crotch.
by trey anthony February 17, 2025

Douche Bag on steriods.
Person who has seen everything, knows everything and has done it all way better than anyone else (so they like to think).
A person that runs their mouth even when they have no clue what they are talking about and especially when it doesn't even concern them.
Person who has seen everything, knows everything and has done it all way better than anyone else (so they like to think).
A person that runs their mouth even when they have no clue what they are talking about and especially when it doesn't even concern them.
New guy I'm seeing left me at his apartment to run somewhere for a bit, did not return for over 7 hours - (yes I was gone), called me pissed....What a TG
moron loser creeper douche retard asshole
Guy I've never met, friend request my friend on FB, says he saw her at church, starts calling her sweetness having never met her in person......What a creeper, such a Tampa Grant!
moron loser creeper douche retard asshole
Guy I've never met, friend request my friend on FB, says he saw her at church, starts calling her sweetness having never met her in person......What a creeper, such a Tampa Grant!
by Plan A Party December 15, 2011

When you stick your male part in the Tampa bay, and collect the dust from the rocks off the bottom of the bay, and then have a Tampa Seagull edge off each layer of dust, and then you spread your seed all in the bay. Which later creates new manatees constructed from your male seed.
by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025

Mid-flight, Anthony felt the sudden urge to deficate whilst Brad felt the sudden urge to give the Tampa Bound Dinner a whirl.
by sixty-eight July 25, 2009
