The Toffee House

A digital gathering mainly consisting of traders with a criminal record. The Toffee House typically becomes more active at 2am. Members are usually busy trading, gambling, drinking alcohol or building tinfoil robots.

The Boss: Today I will show The Toffee House participants how to trade using the line.
Paul: The elite have unplugged my internet.
Alex: I'm at a 55 year old's house.
Mike: I'm watching The One Show.
Joe: The bouncers threw me out of the pub for falling asleep.

by binmunbruce August 29, 2019

taffy

Taffy is an acronym that means something is really cool or awesome. The word comes from the saying "Tits As Fuck, Yo". If something is cool, it can be called "the tits" or "cool as fuck". This phrase combines the two, and becomes "Tits As Fuck, Yo", or simply Taffy.

Guy 1: Did you just see that Ferrari drive by? That thing was sweet!

Guy 2: Nah, that thing was TAFFY!

by perkunas October 14, 2009

toffee nosed twat

a stuck up person, a person who thinks he/she is better than YOU!!!

You think your better than me? Stick it up your arse you toffee nosed twat!!!

by dAnarky April 17, 2003

laffy taffy

Another name for "roast beef" which is when a girl's labia minor/majora are stretched out and tend to look like laffy taffy when it is sucked on and stretched out even more.

This can be seen in any porn flick and is definitely not an allusion to a girls posterior. A nice badunkadunk does not look anything like laffy taffy and laffy taffy stretched out looks similar to a well used labia also both are eaten the same way.

by thatguyernie January 9, 2006

Toffee-nosed

(Adjective) Snobbish or stuck-up. Derives from the old English slang word "toff" - used by the lower class when describing an upper class gentleman.

"Hey Nigel, look at that old toffee-nosed banker over there! He wouldn't want to dirty his shoes walking on our side of the street!"

by Dr_Maseuss May 28, 2014

laffy taffy

This is the really dirty version....
It is extra skin that hangs down past the vaginal lips.

"Shake that Laffy Taffy"

by siz January 20, 2006

Laffy Taffy

An addictively delicious taffy made by the Willy Wonka Candy Factory. It is distributed by Nestle USA, Inc. Contains jokes on every wrapper.

How many sides does a circle have?

Two, inside and outside.

by Tingle May 30, 2004