Twat

Twatt, a town in the Orkney Isles - Scotland

I live at Twatt

by David January 6, 2007

twat

Short for Trans World Airlines Tea...the official tea that was served on this now defunct airline.

Attractive stewardess: Good afternoon, would you care for some T.W.A. coffee?

Male passenger: No thanks, but I'd love a taste of your T.W.A. tea. *winks*

by vagitarian January 6, 2007

twat

other wise known as muff gone mouldy

close your legs i can smell your twat!

by Anonymous January 6, 2007

twat

Another name for a chick's pussy.

Another way to say "what?"

That bitch's twat is gettin wet already.

Twat? I cunt hear you.

by kippy January 6, 2007

TWAT

The War Against Terror

Terrorists are assholes.

by Rick James January 6, 2007

twatted

The past-tense of the verb word "tweet" in reference to the social networking site Twitter, as defined by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA. To "tweet" means to provide short answers to the question "What are you doing?" To "twat" or to have "twatted" means to used Twitter sometime in the past. Get your head out of the gutter.

Meredith Vieira: "Do you Twitter?"
Stephen Colbert: "I have Twatted."

by drcolbertDFA March 20, 2009

TWATS

TWATS or T.W.A.T.S military type jargon acronym for The War Against Terrorist Supremecy. Often used by those wanker journalsts, who are fond of using terms like 9/11, WTC, ACM and IED and 'The Sandpit', to establish some 'cred' for themselves.

Oh yeah, I've been following TWATS since before 9/11. The use of IED's by ACM has certainly increased in 'The Sandpit', since then.

by anonimouse October 28, 2006