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Twats lantern

"What's on the twat's lantern tonight?"
by NeLL April 14, 2004
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Twatsticka

A German Tampon......comes from the German word "Swastika".
Misses Paushoffer purchased a package of twatstickas for her coming menstrual cycle.
by Maxwell September 27, 2003
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twash

Twash, a corruption of the word "twat", meaning a womans genitals or an annoying person.
"fuck off you twash"
or
"you lick her twash"
by GeddyB May 13, 2005
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Twats

Those girls use twitter? What twats...
by PixelatedStars May 22, 2009
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twats

Collective term for people who use twitter.com
"Hey I just met up with the Philedelphia Twats today. We tweeted constantly about the meeting and didn't actually interact socially at all.."
by toby_one April 19, 2009
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TWATS

"Bill, what do ya think of my new barbeque? The bricks were left over from the house extension".
Hey it's great Frank! Did you build it yourse.........What the fuck happened to your fucking tree man"?
"Oh that, well it was looking a bit out of hand and some Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery, (TWATS) said they just happened to be in the area and would be happy to sort it out for me. An hour and £100 later, that's how the TWATS left it. A proper set of C.U.N.T.'s".
by jdajuk April 27, 2010
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twatsponge

a degrading term, generically meaning "tampon" (see tampon), except much more offensive. if you use it, it means you are expressing extreme anger towards that person you are calling a tawtsponge
twatsponge1: omfg dude! did you see that guy that just cunt-punted your girlfriend!?

twatsponge2: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?! that guy is such a fucking twatsponge
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