Twaffel

Female version of a douche bag, douche canoe, douche lord or any derritive of a douche-nozzle.

Janet is such a Twaffel, I hope she gets crabs for her birthday.

by Cunniliguist September 19, 2013

twazoul

clinical term for pussy

You need to douche that twazoul, girl!!

by Denys Kelly March 14, 2007

twatopsy

The digital-olfactory examination of the vagina determine if it is suitably edible.

I was going to go down on that chick until I performed a twatopsy. Man, that cooch stank.

by GrimCT January 16, 2008

Twatock

Derived from the words Twat and Pillock. Used as an insult when someone has done something more stupid than a pillock, but not quite as bad as a twat.

Eric: "Hey, Dave, you know that cement you've just laid?"
Dave: "Aye"
Eric: "I've just walked in it"
Dave: "You fucking daft Twatock"

by nipperooney August 10, 2009

twaco

twitter + taco = twaco

Have you checked out Twaco's latest update?!

by the twac April 27, 2009

Twaftershock

The reverberations felt throughout the Twitter community following an earthquake somewhere.

We get it. There was a minor earthquake somewhere and you felt it and had to tell everyone about it. We felt the Twaftershock thousands of miles away, believe me.

by mfleig March 30, 2009

Twatopotamus

A twatopatomus is an idiot that looks like a hippo.

Omg she’s so stupid! She even looks like a twatopotamus!

by Twat__ December 24, 2019