Hottie Tottie

Something that is incredibly good.
Someone who is VERY attractive.
A Verb to describe the Act of being better than everyone in the room.

Must be spoken with an Irish,English, or Scottish Accent.

Guy: wonderful weather we're having today.

Guy 2: indeed, Very Hottie Tottie.

by Sir. C John Shtockdayle April 28, 2011

totom pole

a sexual posision where ur partners head is shoved up your ass

last night we made a totom pole

by john1115 September 27, 2008

Tottie Time

The time to drink beer, also known as totties!

Speaker #1, "Hey, do you know what time it is?"

Speaker #2, "It's Tottie Time!"

Speaker #3, "Great! Pass me my tottie!"

by Claire Elise Gutliph April 11, 2010

TOTTAY

Pornography. Videos of naked men, women, trannys, grannys etc banging each other and having a fucking good time and making us have a fucking good time too

Oye harami tottay dekh kar muth maarta rehta hai?

by proud indian May 8, 2006

Totts

spin off of the word motts...very good...interesting or entertaining.

Man that movie was the totts!

by Bob Serwetz October 7, 2008

totti

a girl who is incredibly hot.

Now that's a Totti...

by MichaelCap June 18, 2008

Tottenham Hotspur

The most over rated football team in London, 99% of fans think they are as good as Barcelona and they have a Cock sitting on a basketball for a badge. Envious of their North London rivals Arsenal who completely own them in every way possible, (ground, kit, fans, sponsors, headlines, players, manager etc)

Tottenham have a wheeler-dealer judas manager named Harry "back-hander" Redknapp, he pays over the odds for any player going and will leave his club at the slightest sniff of a better paid opportunity.

Aaron: Did you see Tottenham Hotspur get spanked by (insert any team here) at the weekend?

Kev (Spurs fan in denial): Yeah but we were playing our reserve team anyway (lies) so didn't care, just wait till they come to White Hart Lame.

Aaron: I'll wait and I'll laugh at you AGAIN you dirty yid.

by Luckymeh September 25, 2010