tory poly

A shortening of 'tory polyamory'. Used to describe specific styles of polyamory typically sought by privileged people, often seeing a person entering an existing relationship (vis-a-vis, a 'unicorn') being treated as less equal than the existing couple

23:15, 11/2/2018 LaRasa: but at least we aren't unicorn hunters
23:16, 11/2/2018 Serena: yeah, but it seems like the unicorn hunters have more money sometimes!
23:17, 11/2/2018 LaRasa: 🦄🎯 They probably do. it's a position of privilege. it's tory poly.

by Taboo_LaRasa November 2, 2018

Tory eye test

Going for a drive, typically 30 minutes or more, to see if your eyes work properly. Usually conducted with passengers for maximum danger to family and strangers alike.

I had a terrible headache and I couldn't see very well so I thought I'd go for a tory eye test.

by Slim jim gravy guy May 26, 2020

Tory Wasted

When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must have a BAC level of .34 or higher in order to be consider in this prestigious club where only a hadful of people have reached.

I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.

by asu1 September 27, 2011

Tory Lanez Summer

Hot Girl Summer was 2019, It is 2022! Tory Lanez is free from shooting Marcus thee Stallion! We must celebrate by Lifting Weights, Lighting Blunts, Praying on your ex’s downfall and Lying and Gaslighting! You can only listen to Weeknd, Future, Brent Faiyaz and TORY!

Adam told 3 different girls he loves them but is getting back at his ex! He is having a Tory Lanez Summer!

by daddy tory May 16, 2022

tory hole

another name for the anus/bum/shitter/asshole/crack/farthole.

the rectum is where the faeces is stored before it bids you a fond farewell through the TORY HOLE.

guy: ''that chick let me do it up the tory hole last night''
guy2: ''was it good?''
guy: ''satisfying, but i don't think she's ever heard of douching''

by LOLA&SAMMIE July 7, 2009

Tory bashing

When you beat up tories (conservative party supporters) because they are tories. Similar to Mosher bashing except with tories

'Anyone want to go Tory bashing tonight?'

'Yeah would fucking love to take some of their fat stupid heads clean off.'

by BigNobber October 21, 2020

Tory Piss

eew thats disgusting. and its pissing

Person1:eew thats disgusting. and its pissing
ikr? thats disgusting tory piss
some furry: i will swallow all the tory piss

by im rowan what the fuck is up February 5, 2021