top goon

The Goon that sits atop all other goons. The goon that sits at the right hand of the boss.

You know Gin from Bleach? That dude was Aizen's top goon.

by BleachHub March 9, 2020

The Top Gear Effect

The theory that excessive watching of the car programme "top gear" by middle aged men can descend into the urge to attend decadent, homoerotic gatherings at car show rooms where men perform sexual role plays based on the relationship of the three presenters and fuck the exhausts of expensive cars.

The Top Gear Effect: "Have been binge watching Top Gear repeats on Dave recently and I keep having this really disturbing dream where I'm out riding horses in the desert dressed as a cowboy with Jeremy Clarkson and then when we pitch a tent. for a night... well I don't want to repeat that part of the dream."

by Louiefook April 2, 2016

Top Gooners

1) The "superior;snooty" Arsenal fans

2)The most unbearable type of Arsenal fans. They suck up to the club and do whatever they can to gain clout via social media platforms. They spread toxic positivity and constantly change their narrative to remain satisfied with the clubs' actions and lack of success
They refuse to hold the club accountable no matter what and basically lose their marbles if anyone dares criticise them. There's a man on sky sports called "Gareth Neville" who received a lot of hate from Arsenal fans because he didn't think they could win the title (which actually happened!)

E.g Arsenal are linked with Kai Havertz

MR DT : "Well if Mikel Arteta wants him, then so do I. He's exactly what we need! Immense playah!"

Lee Gunner: "these Top Gooners are inverted mate"

by g3org3.m June 20, 2023

Team Top Gun

A group of smashingly talented young men who consistently quote the movie "Top Gun" throughout their day, every day. These individuals can be seen commenting on things like car accidents and saying phrases like, "you don't own that! the taxpayers do!" or "Son your ego is writing checks your body can't cash".

"Hey, you know Brian, Victor, Shane, and Wyatt?"

"You mean those jerks who won't quit reciting Top Gun lines?"

"Yea, they're so Team Top Gun."

"Totally."

by BAMF^2 December 16, 2011

going top gun

When a guy goes down on a woman in an inverted position while driving in the car - aka female road head.

Dude - I was going top gun on this chick I just met with my wingman in the backseat when she squirted all over my face and the leather seats.

by Simmsational June 10, 2016

volleyball scene in Top Gun

Usually a reference to something that is extremely gay.

Dude, that's the most gay thing I've seen since the volleyball scene in Top Gun.

by kam75xx October 20, 2021

Top Gun Thumbs Up

A Top gun Thumbs up is similar to a regular thumbs up, only its held for much longer and you turn your hand to the side so the person youre giving the thumbs up to, can see the back of your hand.
its called a "Top Gun Thumbs Up" because during the entire film, that is all Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer ever did, never giving proper thumbs up to each other and at times, it seems as though their right hands are permenantly STUCK in that position.

not really possible to do an example of a Top Gun Thumbs Up... just watch Top Gun!

by The J. September 12, 2005