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Toobin’

To knowingly or unknowingly masturbate on any video conferencing system while others are logged on to the video conference like Jeffrey Toobin, CNN Legal Analyst, did on 10/19/20.
Ben: It looks like Ralph just exposed himself on our Zoom conference call this morning. Did you see it?

Harold: Dude, I totally saw it! Ralph was Toobin’ in front of everyone!
by Mil3druid4 October 19, 2020
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Toobining

Masturbating (unknowingly) while on a Zoom, Skype, or Webex video conference.
Jeffery Toobin was suspended from The New Yorker for Toobining.
by MAGA2020!!!!! October 20, 2020
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blag-o-toobz

The internet. Origin not fully known. Most likely has roots in the word "blog", and the idea that the internet is constructed of a series of pipes that transport information from place to place in the same manner and with striking metaphorical reference to sewage.
Steve: "Hey Bill, watchya doin?"
Bill: "Eh, just surfin the blag-o-toobz"
Steve: "Word."
by the only name left March 9, 2009
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Tooba

Arabic name for a tree in Heaven.
Its in the damn Koran. Look it up. Bitches.
by Jenna December 5, 2003
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toobis

1) Some fat, arrogant Canadian who thinks stereotypes, hypocracy, and obvious lack of research are powerful persuasive methods.

2) One who attempts to challenge the obvious.
Toobis wrote "What idiot gave women the right to vote anyways?" and "Hitler: was he really so bad?"
by AllUltima February 20, 2005
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tooble

A really cool and outgoing person. He/she has a lot of friends and gets along with everyone. Everyone wants to be a tooble
Patrick: Brittney, you are a tooble!

Brittney: Aww, shucks :)
by hotpuertorican May 11, 2010
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Tooba

Tooba's are known for their mind games and foreplay. Good looking and extremely good in bed, they'll leave you with a broken heart. Also known as the Sexy Bitch of their era.
1. "Man, she was soo good in bed, I thought we had somethin in common!"
-- "That's Tooba for you."
2. "All there was were lies and cheating."
--"Told you, once a tooba always a Tooba."
by Jules456 February 4, 2010
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