Wine Roulette

The game of chance played wile drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.
I was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.
by Chubby Pickle February 26, 2017
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Chile Wine

When your broke ass takes your own bottle of wine in and establishment and then refills it from a box in the parking lot.
Let's go get some "chile wine" and bring it to our work so they just charge us the corkage fee
by CrazyWhiteGirl05 August 21, 2015
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Safety Wine

A bottle of wine purchased alongside a massive carry out to deal with the inevitable emergency of 1L of vodka and 24 beers not being enough for 3 people on a Saturday night.
Maxi: What's that?

Jonty: this is safety Wine to be opened at 4.30am after we drink our take away and have shots at Laverys
by Geoff Agnew May 22, 2020
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red wine

Red wine is a type of alcohol which may result in people calling you "gay" or "old" for drinking it, but these are the same people who prefer to drink alcohol - such as vodka, lager or absinthe - simply for the purpose of getting drunk.
Red wine goes well with a nice pasta, and it is good for you
(in moderation of course)
red wine and penne amatriciana - my idea of a great meal
by Shinobi-ka May 20, 2005
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wine cock

A cock that is not stiff enough for penetrating sex. Often as a result from having been drinking too much wine.
After having been fluffed for hours Rocco had to give up admitting that he suffered from wine cock that night.
by jaytee August 30, 2003
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wine eye

a glazed or hazy look in the eyes achieved by just sufficient quantities of wine. Mildly intoxicated, but still completely capable of carrying out normal functions (walking, talking, eating).
It looks to me like you have a touch of the wine eye.
by Da5id Ricardo April 03, 2008
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wined up

The act of becoming annihilated by consumption of excessive amounts of wine
Hopefully Ann will get all wined up tonight so I can tag that behymen
by Cebbin December 25, 2013
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