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ticketbastard

another word for ticketmaster.

a monopoly that is in the ticket selling and distribution business.

also see bastard.
The band Pearl Jam boycotted venues run by Ticketmaster in 1994 and filed an unfair business practice law suit against the giant.
Because of their monopolizingways their name is synonymous with ticketbastard.
by surfer girl May 6, 2005
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TicketBastard

an overpriced ticket monopoly that will screw you any way they can.
TicketBastard, don't care about people, cause they're the antichrist.
by v1cious May 14, 2004
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Patron Ticket

When betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. After winning such a ticket, a round of Patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.
"I could win $875 on my $3 bet with this Patron Ticket. All I need now is for the Royals to beat the A's by 2 runs or more."

"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"
by Nips Gurunt June 13, 2009
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half a ticket

A 'ticket' is slang for 1 million dollars. Thus, half a ticket would be worth $500,000. Pretty pricey.
She in da murda biness, got half a ticket on her wriss
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tickety tack

A term popularized by Project Runway's Christian Siriano, and later spoofed on SNL. It's just an exaggerated way of saying something is tacky.
"You are a tickety tack tranny hot mess out of control super tranny from transylvania who is not apologizing for it!"
by Niiiiiiic April 17, 2008
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Meal Ticket Beggars

A person who expects others to pay for their meals on a date/meeting simply because of their gender or existence
Just because I am a woman, a man is obligated to pay for my meal.

Just because you were the one who did the asking out (even that I would refuse if I wasn't interested in you also but I don't have the guts to do the asking out myself) you have to pay for my meal.

This is an example of meal ticket beggars
by Nickthedick09 October 30, 2009
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Golden Ticket Wheels

Longboard/Skateboard wheels with one (1) gold wheel in the set.
by Golden029 December 28, 2014
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