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false thong

When a girl wears a sting bikini, or another type of sexy underwear besides a thong and tries to make it stick out and look like a thong. Typically seen of goody-goody girls who arent allowed to have thongs.
Tina:(lifts up her false thong straps) ''hey look at my thong straps''
Josh:(gives her a wedgie) ''Hey, thats not a thong, its a string bikini!''
by Eric May 13, 2005
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Theon

An all round nice guy; smart, good looking, and fun to hang out with. Although he can appear quiet, he is a complete animal once you scratch the surface. His complementary subjects of interest are women and fucking, and will talk exhaustively on either topic when prompted. Rumoured to have a very large penis, he generously uses it to pleasure many ladies. Other men are surprisingly not jealous of Theon, because he makes sure his friends all meet sexy ladies too.

Not to be confused with Theon Greyjoy.
With Theon around we will surely all get laid.
by reasons August 26, 2012
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thong-dollaz

Thong-Dollaz (Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
As used in questionable content... Faye- "Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductible"
by doireallyhavetodothis?? January 13, 2007
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Thong Burn

When a thong leaves a burn, or rash in ur butt crack.
Your butt crack burns from your thong
by Loryn July 1, 2005
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thong fan

a pantyfan who is not noticable in the fandom, but if you look close enough you’ll notice that they’re there. Closet pantyfans, closet fans.
1. Willow was a thong fan of Tara before she came out and admitted she was gay.

2. "Bones? Oh yeah, I sometimes watch that," the thong fan said, while covertly deleting her secret file of David Boreanaz photos.
by JoyTKP September 28, 2006
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Thong

By far one of the best forms of underwear. It is small, with strings going around the hips, a small piece of cloth in the back, and cloth in the front. Many girls wear them, useful in preventing "Panty Lines" from coming through when they wear tight pants. Also, a huge turnon for guys when girls bend over, and they pop up about the pants.
Did you see the cute thongs they are selling in Victorias Secret?

Damn, she had one hot thong!
by Joe Shmuck July 29, 2003
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Thongle

A woman's untrimmed pubic hair which escapes on all sides from the confines of miniscule undergarments.
"Michelle took off her jeans and to my surprise her Victoria's Secret's were surrounded by Thongle!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
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