Captain T-Bag

A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.

*Best friends with Major Dick...

Did you see Captain T-bag today? I LOVE his arms in that cut-off!

by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010

Tennessee T-bag

The act of placing ones naked testicles and rectum directly onto another persons face while draping a flaccid penis on top of the persons head.

1. Hey Peyton, I took a page out of your book and gave the new trainer a Tennessee T-bag.

by Scraps24 September 13, 2016

T-bagging

Used as a sign of disrespect OR used as a universal sign of friendship

*t-bagging*

by JimmyButtCheEcks July 28, 2021

Bandit t-bag

When you dip your balls in chocolate and t-bag the person and give them a bandit look on their eyes

I bandit t-bag her

by Vicious301x August 8, 2016

T-bag

Any person whose name starts with a t

My friends name is Tristan but I call him T-bag

by Unknown daddy 07 November 8, 2019

t-bag

in gaming, t-bagging is when u die u and are knocked and said person who knocked u comes up to u before finishing u, and they crouch crouch and un crouch repetedly, their fore rubbing der grubby,swetty balls on ur corps.

t-bagging,ooh look i knocked somone. ima go t bag em so i can rub my sweatty ass balls on da bluddy cunts face.

by the cod nerd definer June 14, 2022

t-bagged

To have one's dead body spam crouched by another player in any video game, especially online FPS games. Most commonly seen as an act to establish dominance, but mostly people just do it for fun.

Player 1: Camping at their base
Player 2: sneaks up behind him, kills him with a knife, then t-bags him
Player 2: *over the mic* Get t-bagged dawg

by Obv troll is obvious January 2, 2021