by kimberley lane March 30, 2008
Get the SindySlut mug.N. A person guilty of swindling cocks, resulting in undesired sexual attention (usually after intercourse). A rare accusation, but feasible depending on the gender of the people arguing the matter. Ex. A gay couple: the pitcher may accuse the catcher of "cock swindling", meaning that the catcher stole the pitcher's cock after sex when he didn't want to fuck around.
by Bryan !!! July 26, 2006
Get the Cock Swindler mug.Hypothetical noun. A place in the mind of a drunkard where they have gone to when severely inebriated. It is usually used by the inebriated individual to describe his drunken state or by another to describe an inebriated individual.
1. Less drunk friend: "Alright mate, how ya feeling?"
Very drunk friend: "Ah mate, I'm well passed Swindon."
2. Person 1 to Person 2: "Have you seen Person 3? He's off his Swindon."
Very drunk friend: "Ah mate, I'm well passed Swindon."
2. Person 1 to Person 2: "Have you seen Person 3? He's off his Swindon."
by Swindonlad December 7, 2010
Get the Swindon mug.The act of stealing one's personal possession in a non-specific manner in an attempt to be humourous.
by DeMoNiC February 20, 2003
Get the Swindle mug.A total slag of a girl who is fucked by a gang of blokes at a party or night out and who the morning after is loving her new found fame amongst the group of guys.
Bloke to friend "Man we totally Swindond that girl last night she was a complete cum slut and loved every minute of it."
Girl to friend "Oh you wouldnt believe what happened to me last night? i met a group of footballers and was totally swindond, i loved it"
Girl to friend "Oh you wouldnt believe what happened to me last night? i met a group of footballers and was totally swindond, i loved it"
by William Robert December 9, 2008
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by Vladamir Krakanovo January 18, 2008
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