Grandma sweaty balls

Big black saggy balls across your face from your grandma

My grandma sweaty balls put across my chin

by Big Nigerian penis friend February 3, 2019

Poor and Sweaty

Refers to the condition of being down on your luck, isolated, forgotten or depressed. Usually a demeanor accompanied by a disheveled appearance. A condition which usually Illicits sympathy and or compassion. Can refer to humans or animals

The homeless man on the corner holding the sign asking for money was poor and sweaty.

by Uncle Ralph December 4, 2019

Sweaty

The grammatically incorrect way to spell “sweety,” (mainly used on Tumblr or Twitter)

An online joke/meme

Usually used in an argument or jokes amongst friends

When somebody tries to come for you but you know you’re right.

“Nice try, sweaty!”
“Listen sweaty....”
“First of all, sweaty”

by Tragedywtf October 21, 2017

Sweaty Nerd

someone who trys way too hard to get high kill games and wins in fortnite, basically ruin the game for everyone just trying to have fun.

will rush you, build on yo ass, and get the luckiest 1 pump possible ruining your whole game

will stay home from school for weeks just to get good at building in playground mode.

pretty good if they are your friends cause they can carry you to the dub, but otherwise they annoying as hell

sweaty nerd = Nathan

"OMG that sweaty nerd Nathan kid is still at home playing fortnite, jeez Louise he's a tryhard"

by 21SAVAGEFORTNITETTV October 28, 2018

Sweaty Wilson

With a sweaty palm, slap the victim's face/back/chest in order to leave a mark resembling Tom Hanks' friend Wilson from the movie "Cast Away".

Did you see the Sweaty Wilson I gave him in the locker room?

by aruhl928 January 23, 2010

Sweaty Earl

When a guy masturbates into a sock belonging to someone else, then puts it back in the drawer for them to put on shortly thereafter.

While my girlfriend was in the shower this morning, I gave her a sweaty earl. The best part was, she was running so late, she didn't have time to change socks.

by WalterFeegis December 18, 2010

Sweaty Bojangles

The act of a male tap dancing nude with his sweaty testicles dangling over someones face.

That poor girl was just minding her business and that dude gave her a sweaty bojangles!

by Techamongous February 3, 2010