Sweatervest

Sweatervest means newbie.

Haha, look at that sweatervest. He probably owns a mini cooper.

by Puma123 July 5, 2016

Sweater Puppies

another word for boobs

Person1: Damn she has some big sweater puppies.
Person2: agreed

by 7oSeven September 12, 2020

wool sweater

Large quantities of pubic hair covering a bar of soap.

My brother in law was going camping, so I stole his soap, shaved my balls, and gave the soap a wool sweater.

by tviasco May 27, 2010

Va-jay-jay Sweater

A hairy pussy, usually one that is thick and matted over like those heavy holiday sweaters with tangled pubes like they’ve been woven by Amish elves. Yeah, imagine trying to fuck that!

Dolph: Damn, bro. I just had my hand down Frita's pants!

Gregor: Score, dude!

Dolph: Not so fast, Holmes. I couldn't even get my fingers in her pussy.

Gregor: Seriously? Was she fightin' it?

Dolph: Naw, man. Her hair down there was impenetrable.

Gregor: Whoa.

Dolph: Yeah, bud. It was like she had a va-jay-jay sweater

by theinstigator October 18, 2016

Sweater Weather

1-Song used as a code to identify bisexual people
•Ask someone if they like sweater weather, if they say yes, they are bisexual!

(Some people don’t know about this code, so not everyone who says yes might be bi)

2-Sweater weather is also known as the Bisexual anthem.

•It’s not an official anthem, it’s taken as a bi joke, people call this song the bi anthem to joke around :)

1-
Person 1: “hey, do you listen to sweater weather?🙃“
Person 2: “yeah!😉“
Person 1: *now knows person 2 is bisexual*

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2-
*someone plays the song sweater weather*
Bisexual person: “everyone, stand up to the anthem!😎”

by Addy writes September 23, 2020

Italian Sweater

A term used to describe the excessive body hair on an individual. Usually looked down upon by the mainstream, some have chosen to embrace their gift of hairiness as it makes them unique. The term is not intended as an insult to those if Italian decent.

LeMort: Omg look at my Italian Sweater!
Girl: Omg so hot! I want to have your babies!

by LeMort July 8, 2005

fartigan sweater

A fart that creeps upward and becomes trapped in your shirt, warming you at the same time. Later, when you take the shirt off, you get a whiff of the remnants of the fart, like you farted again.

On a chilly winter day, a fartigan sweater is kinda nice, until you take off your shirt later on.

by stormteam69 April 11, 2010