Swapaholic

A person that loves to swap clothing and other items with friends. Someone that cares about keeping items in rotation and out of landfills.

Amy attends clothing swaps every month, she is a swapaholic.

by Punkystyle March 17, 2011

Slapparoni

noun: The man sausage. Used for boxing your mate across the cheeks in foreplay, hence the name, slapparoni.

Last night, I fed my girlfriend the ol' slapparoni.

by Badtoodles October 26, 2011

Slappable Offense

An offense severe enough so as to warrant the offender being slapped for their infraction.

"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."

by Mucker101 October 14, 2012

swapgate

When 10 Gitmo prisoners are chosen for good behavior or CIA/NSA purpose (i.e. for practicing yoga) are traded for 1 French Legionnaire reject and P.O.W. Sgt. Bergdahl. These 10 prisoners are in crony-capitalist Qatar most likely partying far away from the Arab Spring that has devastated Syria.

If you stand with Bowe, then you stand by swapgate.

by marshamartian June 8, 2014

Swapper

A motorcycle rider that has close to no control of his motorcycle whatsoever (typically a dirt bike rider), causing the motorcycle to swap from side to side instead of riding in a straight line. This is predominately due to the riders ability to ride a bike or lack of skill on a motorbike.

Skuzzle-Butt-Sally: Hey Sanka, did you see Billy-Ballbags motocross race on Sunday, he was riding like a bat out of hell!
Sanka: DID I EVER, I was racing him. He's such a swapper, the guy is lucky to finish a race alive, the guy lives off hopes and dreams I'm telling you. He was in front of me at the beginning of the race until he started to get all swirly and started swapping all over the shop, taking up the whole track like a true swapper. Before I knew it, he swapped into me as I was attempting to pass the swapper and knocked me unconscious for a few seconds. I came unconscious to Billy-Bob-Ballbags saying "Hey Sanka, ya dead yet man?". From my recollection, I nodded my head at him whilst I said "Swappers tsk tsk tsk tsk".

by ET PHONES HOME June 24, 2016

swagparri

swagparri- A very popular animal jam phrase used by kool jammers

"omg that outfit is so swagparri"

by aparri_fan_gurl January 25, 2017

Slappa Titties

A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.

“The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 3, 2018