baltimore surprise

When you are attending a Baltimore sporting event and an attractive woman sitting in the row behind you reaches into your trousers and gives you a handy

Man I went to the game last night and the orioles got their ass kicked , but the nice woman seated behind me gave me reached between my seat and gave me “the Baltimore surprise”

by Dugout6856 January 28, 2019

Postman's Surprise

The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.

Man, i sure gave him a postman's surprise this morning

by SeductiveUnveal March 22, 2011

Iowa Surprise

An unexpected santorum. So named for the headline on Rick Santorum's website after his second-place win in the 2012 Iowa primaries.

"If I knew there was going to be an Iowa Surprise, I would have brought a towel."

"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"

by Araneus Cavaticus January 4, 2012

Philadelphia Surprise

When you are at a gas station and have pumped your gas then, go into pay and while you are inside, someone takes a crap on the hood of your car.

I went into the gas station and came out to a Philadelphia Surprise.

by Tagloniousmonk March 13, 2018

bogdan surprise

when someone with no remorse forcefully rams thy head up an unsuspecting victims gaping asshole

hey Paul, did you and Natarsha get that bogdan surprise last Tuesday as promised

by black cunter October 1, 2021

Pavel Surprise

Using a dirty sanchez finger to un-cork a hot carl while pulling out scrotal hairs.

"Last night was so romantic. He lit candles and spread rose petals on the bed. Then he gave me a Pavel Surprise."

by Mark Middleton March 31, 2009

The Big Surprise

Its when your fucking a girl and you look down... AND ITS YOUR GRANDMA!!!!

Guy 1: *fap fap fap fap* "Ah damn girl hell yeah... AH FUCK ITS MY GRANDMA!!!!"

Guy 2: Damn thats quite the big surprise!

by Mrdriller6969 October 21, 2010